Whenever I use ‘Thus’ in an essay, I feel like motherfucking Shakespeare.
When your friend’s parents like you more than them.
I hate it when parents compare you to other children.
it’s like, “Bitch, if you love them so goddamn much, why don’t you just adopt them.”
And when you want to do something that they don’t like, and you say “But Mum, he/she..”
They’re like “I don’t care what other kids do”
Playing Basketball With Your Girlfriend
what y’all girls look like when y’all draw y’all eyebrows ^___^
bad bitch with a mustache .
